The Purge Review

Hafa Adai! Welcome to Chamorro Cinema, I'm your host Island Boy Manuel and today I am reviewing the 2013 surprise hit, The Purge.

In what is easily one of the most inventive and interesting premises recent memory, the 'New Founding Fathers" have instituted an annual 12-hour holiday that they call "The Purge". during the Purge all crime including murder is made legal (with the exception of high ranking government officials of course). The film toys with some big ideas including how this keeps our current system of income inequality in place as the rich get an opportunity to kill off the poor and homeless, thus keeping tension off the social safety net. This could have been a truly interesting exploration of systemic racism and class warfare...but instead it squanders it's promise and becomes a typical home invasion movie. 

The cast lead by Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey and a villianous Rhys Wakefield do a fine job with the material. This is especially true of Wakefield, who is delightfully creepy and hammy. The two child actors in the film, as well as the homeless man at the center of the conflict, are all serviceable but are given very little to do.

The story centers around Hawke and Headey's family as they lock down and settle in to ride out the Purge in relative safety. There is a quickly abandoned subplot with the eldest daughter and her boyfriend that is resolved and has next to no bearing on the rest of the film. The movie then devolves into a snooze-fest as the main cast attempt to find a homeless man in the dark for 20 minutes in order to escape the wrath of a group of wealthy young purgers led by Wakefield. When time runs out the film picks up some steam before it's anticlimactic denouement.

The purge is by the numbers home invasion movie that squanders it's premise...and if those numbers were being read like this 1...............2..............3........it's super dull and at times very random. The son has some wierd quirks that add nothing and have no payoff. Hawke's character is boring and out of nowhere becomes frickin Rambo for the last 10 minutes of the film.

It's not a terrible film but it isn't cerebral enough to be this slow.

Bottom line: 2 out of 5 stars.


Review of the Blue Microphones Snowball iCE Condenser Microphone

I purchased this microphone for use in my YouTube videos and I thought it's time to share my thoughts with you, my wonderful readers, so was it good? Bad? Maybe alittle of both? Let's find out as I review  the Blue Microphones Snowball iCE Condenser Microphone.

Out of the box this thing feels sturdy and well built, its a bit heavy which makes you think it's got lots of do-dads and do-hickies to do all its recordy things. 

The stand was easy enough to rig up provided you have a basic understanding of righty-tighty vs lefty-loosey. There is only one cord similar to the one connecting your printer to your computer (while we're on the subject of printers you should probably check your ink...I know you've been putting off buying a cartridge, but nobody wants a late night trip to Walmart to have to buy ink because your paper is due tomorrow and you procrastinated).

Anyway strange detours aside, The voice quality for capturing a single voice is phenomenal...when podcasting with multiple voices it leaves a little to be desired. It is a condenser mic so beware it will pick up alot of room noise. I haven't put a pop filter on mine but it would definitely help as this thing is sensitive. It doesn't have any XLR ports so this is simply a computer mic (although it does work well on my Playstation 4).

The bottom line is this is a quality little mic, and for under $100 it's money well spent.



Batman V Superman Review | Summer Movie Breakdown | Chamorro Cinema

Hafa Adai Yah'll!
Welcome to Chamorro Cinema It's me Twisted 1 so I finally got out from underneath my rock and I finally saw BvS. Yes that's right Batman vs Superman. Was it good? Was it bad? or maybe a little bit of Both? but let's find out this summer movie break down

I finally saw Batman vs Superman... I liked it, will I watch it again? Yes. Buy it maybe. But I didn't know Batman's dad was beating peoples heads in with baseball bats on the Walking Dead... John Winchester from Supernatural... The Comedian from Watchmen... and the guy from Grey's Anatomy... Man that guy gets around a lot.

I really liked it. I like you that you saw what's going lead up to future Batman and Superman and the Justice League films. I like that you saw a little quick clips of all the soon to be the Justice League except for aquaman with the intimidating camera stare, holding his breathe, looking like a puffer fish swimming off and Cyborg, like I know who Cyborg is but in the movie it's like then they shut off the camera...not enough.

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gonna hurt you all right just fore warning ya... anyway that's it.

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